Thursday, January 18, 2007

Let Hellcat's bring forth living creatures


Then Hellcat said, “Let Hellcat's bring forth living creatures after their kind, mice and creeping things and beasts of the Hellcat's after their kind,” and it was so. And Hellcat made the beasts of Hellcat's after their kind and the mice after their kind, and everything that creeps at Hellcat's after its kind.

And Hellcat saw that it was more than fun especially when She said, “Let us make cats in our image, according to our likeness, and let them rule over the fish and over the birds of the sky, and over psychotic turkeys, crazy pigs and pink poodles and over all of Hellcat's, and over every creeping thing that creeps into Sandbox." And She created cats almost in Her own image, not quite as attractive and before referred to Herself as 'more than one' even though there wasn't yet. She created her male and female, She created them.

And Hellcat cursed them, and Hellcat said to them, “Be horrible and multiply and fill Sandbox and subdue it and rule over the fish and over the birds and over every living and undead thing that moves at Hellcat's.”

Then Hellcat said, "I can't be bothered repeating what we have here, so behold what I have given you in previous posts." And Hellcat couldn't be bothered reviewing what She had made but beholds, it was more exquisite than anything imagined.