NO FAIRY KITTY....DEMON OF HELL.....BITES!

this is a picture of me, i drew it myself, tinkerbell

i bite...a lot....pee in shoes....a lot....claw chairs.....a lot

....small but meanie....AM NOT A CHIWHAWHA!

timid, timid, blue and shy, cant get through her backward dye.
BUT I'M WORKIN ON IT!

A Message for Hellcat

Pussy Divine is an Aristocat

and a Sophistacat.

Supreme with dignity and class.

And if you don't believe me, my dear,

You may kiss my lovely......derriere!

Is this better, pussy divine?

please say this will win you over. i'm trying so hard. i keep dreaming of you but my dreams are tainted with surprise visits from elizadeath and hellcat. please stop the lambs from screaming.

World Class Birds

Which of course means that now we have to kill you
Murder?
Mass grave
Exit stage right
Sing the last stave
Suicide pact for the dawning dead
Whisper the cats in the back of your head
Here is what you must needs do
Lose your humanity, join the few
Last light?
Dawn the morn, dead
Zombie cats in the back of your head
Sing the fish from the deep
With mouths gaping wide
They'll rip your guts
From out your side
And play with them like yarn...

More Than an Arsehat

Turkey who has his head so far up his OWN arse he’s looking at what he had for breakfast, although he doesn’t have the GUTS for that! *VOMIT!*

Hellcat needs a ‘posset’ now for restorative or medicinal benefit! A hot, sweet drink made by heating alcohol in a bowl, then pouring hot cream or milk in from a great height. Often made with sherry, which is sometimes called Canary, as the best came from those islands. Who has a spare canary? *tweettweet*

"WANTED: Girlfriend for my Son so he'll stop crawling up his Mum's bum"

for pussy divine

a small token of my love

Queen of the Jungle is on the Prowl!

I'm Pussy Divine, hear me roar
with luscious jugs too big to ignore.
The intelligent worship at my feet,
the stupid I serve for my slaves to eat.
I'm a hellcat in every way;
just ask the men I toy with then slay.
I'm purrfection in every direction,
if you disagree, you'll be my next vivisection.

deep in the South

you must always watch the quiet ones...sneaking in the Hellcat's sandbox can be treacherous

beware the hellcat who posts to your blog

hssssssssssssssssssss

I fell asleep and dreamed, of Hellcat and her crazy screams; mocking,

baiting, pushing forth, catlike creatures of recent birth.

As I awoke and shook off my haze, I remembered that I to am a new

sandbox shrew. and will rant and rage in this hellish maze. Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a HELLCAT of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

oh yeah
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

ME MOI JE YO I MYSELF

I am a Hellcat from Hell!

My name is Princesse...Mademoiselle.

I am wonderful and so humble!

I know, I know, you've seen me in blue!

But change I like to!

Black for now, then back to blue....

Or red maybe!?!?!?

We'll see!

Fear me, pigs and eggs and Psychotic Turkey!

For gentle I look.... but ferocious I'll be!

Or not....

Cauzzzz I'm also lazy!

ElizaDeath!

"So quick to become a Hellcat disciple... And now you don't know what to do!
*Sigh* (amateurs...) Watch and follow -

I am Hellcat ElizaDeath!
Queen of creepy and macabre
A hellcat of the Underworld!
Dare step into my graveyard and bare the consequences!

Yawn... now I am bored!"

WELCOME Spectacular Hellcats!

WELCOME spectacular Hellcats who have been Chosen! The great doors in the Sandbox for Team Hellcats have closed on the Seventh Day.

If missed the Great Hour … twelve more hours remain to spit your worthiness! However, your divine portrait is not included down under. A few extra Hellcats were thrown in for persuasion. By the EIGHTH day those who are not the Chosen Ones will receive Wrath from all of Us!


Example is better than precept; and We shall learn more from watching those who do perfectly what We are trying to acquire, than by any set of rules. Let Us watch the Cats, that we may learn from Them!

Their continual occupation is the Way of Hellcats, a welcome respite, raucous enjoyment with release, demand of food and doors to be opened, playing with shadows in the Sandbox of Hellcats. This satisfies every longing of Their heart, this fills Them with perfect and unfading devotion to THEMSELVES! This is the highest praise They can render, Hellcats. How can We imitate Them? By continual remembrance of Hellcat Ways, by visiting the Sandbox, by a frequent raising of Thy heart to Hellcats in the Sandbox!

Note Cats do not do outright blatant advertising for commercial gain. The Sandbox is personal in a public, non commercial, Hellcat Way. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA … *vomit*

Thus the Sandbox and Hellcat's were completed EXCEPT

Thus the Sandbox and Hellcat's were completed and all their hosts. And by the seventh hour (NOT day), Hellcat completed Her work which She had done and She rested on the seventh hour from all Her work which She did in a most spectacular way!

Then Hellcat cursed the eighth hour to the twelfth hour and sanctified them because in them She rested more from all Her work which Hellcat had created and made. She demanded this happen more often like between the twelfth and forty-eighth hours and so on. She also made Her mind up not to repeat Words like She kept doing within the first seven hours.


She calls for Hellcats to be Her Disciples and therefore post Scriptures in Her name (their name will be somewhere in smaller writing). Disciples will be Hellcat Anonymous Team Members. Hellcat is not a team player however; She will give Wrath about your Scriptures with Her and Hellcat Ways. She might perform a miracle or two.

You have SEVEN DAYS to comment and grovel, then contact Hellcat to be one of Her Chosen Disciples. She will be scrupulous about what your Hellcat name might be; suggest you find a new one to impress Her. By the EIGHTH day those who are not the Chosen Ones will receive Wrath from all of Us! Even play a dangerous part in your own demise (this includes Pink Poodles made into poodle pizza).

Catfight amongst yourselves about who is posting the First Scripture and when! Hellcat will delete you all if the First Scripture isn't posted by the Eighth Day!

Welcome to the Sandbox, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA ...
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Let Hellcat's bring forth living creatures

Then Hellcat said, “Let Hellcat's bring forth living creatures after their kind, mice and creeping things and beasts of the Hellcat's after their kind,” and it was so. And Hellcat made the beasts of Hellcat's after their kind and the mice after their kind, and everything that creeps at Hellcat's after its kind.

And Hellcat saw that it was more than fun especially when She said, “Let us make cats in our image, according to our likeness, and let them rule over the fish and over the birds of the sky, and over psychotic turkeys, crazy pigs and pink poodles and over all of Hellcat's, and over every creeping thing that creeps into Sandbox." And She created cats almost in Her own image, not quite as attractive and before referred to Herself as 'more than one' even though there wasn't yet. She created her male and female, She created them.

And Hellcat cursed them, and Hellcat said to them, “Be horrible and multiply and fill Sandbox and subdue it and rule over the fish and over the birds and over every living and undead thing that moves at Hellcat's.”

Then Hellcat said, "I can't be bothered repeating what we have here, so behold what I have given you in previous posts." And Hellcat couldn't be bothered reviewing what She had made but beholds, it was more exquisite than anything imagined.

Let the waters team with swarms of undead creatures

And Hellcat said, “Let the waters team with swarms of undead creatures and let birds fly above Sandbox in the open expanse of Her eyes.” And Hellcat created the great monsters and every undead creature that moves with which the waters swarmed after their kind and every winged bird after its kind. And Hellcat saw that it was looking like lots of fun.

And Hellcat cursed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in Hellcat’s and let birds multiply above Sandbox”.

Let there be lights in the expanse of Hellcat's eyes

Then Hellcat said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of my eyes to separate the disgraceful from the distasteful and let them for signs and for a temperate season only and for years (if She doesn't get bored), and let them be for lights in the expanse of my eyes to give light onto Hellcat’s.” And it was so.

Hellcat made the two great lights, the greater light to destroy the distasteful and the lesser light to govern the disgraceful. She made the stars also because they make it easier to catch prey (She is the greatest star). And Hellcat placed them in the expanse of Sandbox to give light on Hellcat's and to govern the disgraceful and to separate the light from the distasteful. And Hellcat saw that it was superb.

Let the waters below the clouds be gathered

Hellcat screeched, "Let the waters below the clouds be gathered into one place and let the dry land appear," and it was so. And She (the cats' mother is ALWAYS called She) called the dry land 'Sandbox' and the gathering of the waters She called 'Hellcat’s'. And Hellcat saw that it was much more than terrific.

And Hellcat said, “Let Hellcat's sprout vegetation, catnip plants, yielding seed and nip and more nips after their kind with seed in them on Hellcat's,” and it was so. And She brought forth vegetation, catnip plants like she already said, and Hellcat saw that it was excellent!

Let there be an expanse in the midst of the waters

And Hellcat made the expanse and separated the waters which were below her expanse from the waters which were above her expanse and it was SO well done with little bubbles that went 'pop!' And Hellcat called the popped scented expanses 'clouds' that weren't EVER allowed to rain because she doesn't like getting her feet wet. She also did a terrific job at 'expanding'.

And it was formless and void

And it was formless and void and darkness was over the face or the surface of the deep, and Hellcat plummeted over the surface of the waters *in a very lady-like fashion*.

However, also something else annoyed her. There were hints of brightness. "LESS LIGHT!" she wailed. And so there was. She also insisted on there never being a difference between day and night again! And there wasn't.