WELCOME Spectacular Hellcats!

WELCOME spectacular Hellcats who have been Chosen! The great doors in the Sandbox for Team Hellcats have closed on the Seventh Day.

If missed the Great Hour … twelve more hours remain to spit your worthiness! However, your divine portrait is not included down under. A few extra Hellcats were thrown in for persuasion. By the EIGHTH day those who are not the Chosen Ones will receive Wrath from all of Us!


Example is better than precept; and We shall learn more from watching those who do perfectly what We are trying to acquire, than by any set of rules. Let Us watch the Cats, that we may learn from Them!

Their continual occupation is the Way of Hellcats, a welcome respite, raucous enjoyment with release, demand of food and doors to be opened, playing with shadows in the Sandbox of Hellcats. This satisfies every longing of Their heart, this fills Them with perfect and unfading devotion to THEMSELVES! This is the highest praise They can render, Hellcats. How can We imitate Them? By continual remembrance of Hellcat Ways, by visiting the Sandbox, by a frequent raising of Thy heart to Hellcats in the Sandbox!

Note Cats do not do outright blatant advertising for commercial gain. The Sandbox is personal in a public, non commercial, Hellcat Way. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA … *vomit*