Showing posts with label 2 of 9 Lives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2 of 9 Lives. Show all posts

Thursday, February 22, 2007

paradise lost

Hellcat of no mercy, hisses her pain. Hellcat of no mercy,
runs this horror parade.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

TINKERBELL ALL GROWN UP!!!



see, i'm all grown up now. old bag cat lady slave snuck up and took my picture while i was sleeping. i wake-up zipzipzip and scare her silly.....funnnnyyy...she drop the camera on her toe!



Saturday, February 17, 2007

Gravity


this is for illustration friday, by me tinkerbell

gravity pulls things to the ground and keep us from falling off the world but for hellcat gravity did not work. she fell into hell because that is where she belongs. the devil was there to welcome her with open arms and was pleased that her outfit matched his decor.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

It's the most wonderful time of the year, la la la la la


for Hellcat
and all the little
reeks of
nature I share
The Sandbox
with.
Merry
Valentine
day

Monday, February 12, 2007

Me

This image suits me better for today....and for now....

Friday, February 09, 2007

A Treasure For Your Pleasure, Oh HELLCAT Of Unequaled Measure

A slave with one eyeball is a happy slave, at least
that's what I demanded them to tell me as I plucked
their eyeballs out-they thanked me and bespoke of
my bravery and beauty Of course I disemboweled
the slave
who dared to
sing my many
praises
without
first paying
homage to
Hellcat of
all rage and
hellish
wisdom.

Thursday, February 08, 2007



I don't like

being dead-it's-

inconvenient.

ENOUGH OF THAT RECIPE THING!!!!

Now, let's talk about something more important: SLAVESSSSSS!!!!Yes kiddos! You CAN bite the hand that feeds you! Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!
Make it look like if you would want to plaaaaayyyyy! Just for fun...
Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Play play play!


SECOND!!!
Grab anything you can, a finger, a toe, an ear or better A NOSE!!!!
Then chew chew chew chew!
Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Grabandchew grabandchew grabandchew!!!

THIRD
Never try this if you're not sure that your slave is really your slave... Not for the young novice!
BITE! BITE! BITE!
Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Bitebitebitebitebite! Mwhahahahahaha!


FOURTH:
Here is the trick. Some slaves will NOT be happy with all that, so you first have to run as rapidly as possible from your slave.... He/She will shout a bit... But all this worths it! Then you have to come back slowly, meowing innocently, and YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE CUTEST LOOK YOU CAN!

Mwhahahhahah. Your slave won't be able to resist..... And will forget.... Till next time!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Hairrrball's Revenge



Hairrrball, you've been so "generous" with your gifts that I thought I'd give you one in return. Dream on kitty, dream on........Meow!

Friday, February 02, 2007

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDZZZZ....

I swear I have tried. It was there......on my plate. Looked soooo yummy!!!! And I have stuck my sharp teeth in that Pig.... BLAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Smooooshy and fluffffy meat...... WHAT WAS THAT!!!! I will never do that again...... *triplebillionvomit* Now I know what the world *plush* meanzzzzz.... It means disgusting! Sorry gang! I have to go back to sleeep!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

timid, timid, blue and shy, cant get through her backward dye.
BUT I'M WORKIN ON IT!