FINAL EXIT...

This was the best of times. This was the worst of times. Like my dear Pussy Divine, Tinkerbell and Malice Malanoir, I would never have tought to have so much fun with you all. Thank you, Hellkitty! Mwhahahahahah! But now, it's time to go! Back to normal life. Merlin the Hoot Kat is a bit sad, but I think Hellcat will come and visit him again as a Ghost! This has already happened! Lapin Poulain will go on with his magnificent adventures on his own blog. And moi, Mademoiselle Princesse (Mmwhahhahahahah) the NICEST, I will now be able to tell you about my life on MY blog... I have hissed, bitten, cursed, vommited and rampaged a lot. I am a bit tired and will take a tiny nap! I finally want to thank our worthy opponents, the Psychotic Turkey, the Crazzy Pig and Mr Eggoooo. They have been faithful till the last moment! They could have been Hellcats. But I still prefer them as fooooooooooood! Mwhahahahahahha! See you in next life.
Merlin the Hoot Kat, Mademoiselle Princesse and Lapin Poulain.... OUT!

First Emission

We are very up-to-date in Hell! CDs and DVDs and IPods and Mac and PCs and Cellphones.... BUT sometimes *vomit* we have to use SnailMail...... So for that, I have personnaly myself all alone me moi the fantastic marvelous gorgeous wonderful intelligent hellish and so humble Mademoiselle Princesse! I have personnaly, I said, created this wonderful marv... ok ok .... this stamp to celebrate the YEAR OF THE PORK!!!!! *VOMIT* And when you use it.... The letter burns as soon it reaches its destination!!!! Mwhahahahhahahahahah!

DINNER

I'm NOT a poet! But food is poetry to me! Look who I had for Dinner, last week-end! YUMMY! Psychoturk's cousins! Watch out, pigs, rabbits, eggs and slavezzzz! You're next! ALLLLL MIIIINEEEEEE!!!!! Mwhahahahaha! *burps*

Me

This image suits me better for today....and for now....

ENOUGH OF THAT RECIPE THING!!!!

Now, let's talk about something more important: SLAVESSSSSS!!!!Yes kiddos! You CAN bite the hand that feeds you! Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

FIRST!!!!!

Make it look like if you would want to plaaaaayyyyy! Just for fun...

Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Play play play!

SECOND!!!

Grab anything you can, a finger, a toe, an ear or better A NOSE!!!!

Then chew chew chew chew!

Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Grabandchew grabandchew grabandchew!!!

THIRD

Never try this if you're not sure that your slave is really your slave... Not for the young novice!

BITE! BITE! BITE!

Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Bitebitebitebitebite! Mwhahahahahaha!

FOURTH:

Here is the trick. Some slaves will NOT be happy with all that, so you first have to run as rapidly as possible from your slave.... He/She will shout a bit... But all this worths it! Then you have to come back slowly, meowing innocently, and YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE CUTEST LOOK YOU CAN!

Mwhahahhahah. Your slave won't be able to resist..... And will forget.... Till next time!

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDZZZZ....

I swear I have tried. It was there......on my plate. Looked soooo yummy!!!! And I have stuck my sharp teeth in that Pig.... BLAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Smooooshy and fluffffy meat...... WHAT WAS THAT!!!! I will never do that again...... *triplebillionvomit* Now I know what the world *plush* meanzzzzz.... It means disgusting! Sorry gang! I have to go back to sleeep!

ME MOI JE YO I MYSELF

I am a Hellcat from Hell!

My name is Princesse...Mademoiselle.

I am wonderful and so humble!

I know, I know, you've seen me in blue!

But change I like to!

Black for now, then back to blue....

Or red maybe!?!?!?

We'll see!

Fear me, pigs and eggs and Psychotic Turkey!

For gentle I look.... but ferocious I'll be!

Or not....

Cauzzzz I'm also lazy!