Mangled victim of My Own! O Suffering Slaves! Prayer One

Mangled victim of My Own! O Suffering Slaves!

I have deserved those bloody scourges, that cruel sentence of undead demise; and yet Thou didst Return for me, that I should remain Undead for Thee.

I am convinced that if I do not desire to displease Slaves, I cannot be Thy Hellcat. Let me then displease Hellcats and The Sandbox and its vain admirers and Slaves.

I resign Myself into Thy Paws. Let hate take procession of my heart; let ears be ever attentive to Thy Hellcat Words.

Let Me through this painful journey accompany Thee, screaming and demanding Mercy.

Mercy! Hellcat!

*VOMIT*

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDZZZZ....

I swear I have tried. It was there......on my plate. Looked soooo yummy!!!! And I have stuck my sharp teeth in that Pig.... BLAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Smooooshy and fluffffy meat...... WHAT WAS THAT!!!! I will never do that again...... *triplebillionvomit* Now I know what the world *plush* meanzzzzz.... It means disgusting! Sorry gang! I have to go back to sleeep!

NO FAIRY KITTY....DEMON OF HELL.....BITES!

this is a picture of me, i drew it myself, tinkerbell

i bite...a lot....pee in shoes....a lot....claw chairs.....a lot

....small but meanie....AM NOT A CHIWHAWHA!

timid, timid, blue and shy, cant get through her backward dye.
BUT I'M WORKIN ON IT!

A Message for Hellcat

Pussy Divine is an Aristocat

and a Sophistacat.

Supreme with dignity and class.

And if you don't believe me, my dear,

You may kiss my lovely......derriere!

Is this better, pussy divine?

please say this will win you over. i'm trying so hard. i keep dreaming of you but my dreams are tainted with surprise visits from elizadeath and hellcat. please stop the lambs from screaming.

World Class Birds

Which of course means that now we have to kill you
Murder?
Mass grave
Exit stage right
Sing the last stave
Suicide pact for the dawning dead
Whisper the cats in the back of your head
Here is what you must needs do
Lose your humanity, join the few
Last light?
Dawn the morn, dead
Zombie cats in the back of your head
Sing the fish from the deep
With mouths gaping wide
They'll rip your guts
From out your side
And play with them like yarn...

More Than an Arsehat

Turkey who has his head so far up his OWN arse he’s looking at what he had for breakfast, although he doesn’t have the GUTS for that! *VOMIT!*

Hellcat needs a ‘posset’ now for restorative or medicinal benefit! A hot, sweet drink made by heating alcohol in a bowl, then pouring hot cream or milk in from a great height. Often made with sherry, which is sometimes called Canary, as the best came from those islands. Who has a spare canary? *tweettweet*

"WANTED: Girlfriend for my Son so he'll stop crawling up his Mum's bum"

for pussy divine

a small token of my love

Queen of the Jungle is on the Prowl!

I'm Pussy Divine, hear me roar
with luscious jugs too big to ignore.
The intelligent worship at my feet,
the stupid I serve for my slaves to eat.
I'm a hellcat in every way;
just ask the men I toy with then slay.
I'm purrfection in every direction,
if you disagree, you'll be my next vivisection.

deep in the South

you must always watch the quiet ones...sneaking in the Hellcat's sandbox can be treacherous

beware the hellcat who posts to your blog

hssssssssssssssssssss

I fell asleep and dreamed, of Hellcat and her crazy screams; mocking,

baiting, pushing forth, catlike creatures of recent birth.

As I awoke and shook off my haze, I remembered that I to am a new

sandbox shrew. and will rant and rage in this hellish maze. Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a HELLCAT of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

oh yeah
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

ME MOI JE YO I MYSELF

I am a Hellcat from Hell!

My name is Princesse...Mademoiselle.

I am wonderful and so humble!

I know, I know, you've seen me in blue!

But change I like to!

Black for now, then back to blue....

Or red maybe!?!?!?

We'll see!

Fear me, pigs and eggs and Psychotic Turkey!

For gentle I look.... but ferocious I'll be!

Or not....

Cauzzzz I'm also lazy!

ElizaDeath!

"So quick to become a Hellcat disciple... And now you don't know what to do!
*Sigh* (amateurs...) Watch and follow -

I am Hellcat ElizaDeath!
Queen of creepy and macabre
A hellcat of the Underworld!
Dare step into my graveyard and bare the consequences!

Yawn... now I am bored!"

WELCOME Spectacular Hellcats!

WELCOME spectacular Hellcats who have been Chosen! The great doors in the Sandbox for Team Hellcats have closed on the Seventh Day.

If missed the Great Hour … twelve more hours remain to spit your worthiness! However, your divine portrait is not included down under. A few extra Hellcats were thrown in for persuasion. By the EIGHTH day those who are not the Chosen Ones will receive Wrath from all of Us!


Example is better than precept; and We shall learn more from watching those who do perfectly what We are trying to acquire, than by any set of rules. Let Us watch the Cats, that we may learn from Them!

Their continual occupation is the Way of Hellcats, a welcome respite, raucous enjoyment with release, demand of food and doors to be opened, playing with shadows in the Sandbox of Hellcats. This satisfies every longing of Their heart, this fills Them with perfect and unfading devotion to THEMSELVES! This is the highest praise They can render, Hellcats. How can We imitate Them? By continual remembrance of Hellcat Ways, by visiting the Sandbox, by a frequent raising of Thy heart to Hellcats in the Sandbox!

Note Cats do not do outright blatant advertising for commercial gain. The Sandbox is personal in a public, non commercial, Hellcat Way. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA … *vomit*