Cuisine for Slaves...

Not for Hellcat consumption: Cuisine for the slave species... Turkey Testicle Festival.
Be careful Turkey-Jerky, this happens in the town next to my graveyard!
Mwahahahahaha!

It's a No Brainer!

Cracking a hard boiled egg without breaking the yolk.

The thing about boiling eggs is not to boil them but to simmer them to minimise the cracking of the shell! Bring them to rolling boil and them turn down low and simmer. Also, use eggs that are at least a week old. Fresh eggs when hard boiled are ANNOYING to peel!!! BoiledEggInADeckchair has PROVED he's fresh in his comments and often insists he is hard!

They should also be in room temperature to reduce cracking. Greater temperature changes in a short span of time, the greater the chances of cracking...

Oh well Egg … next time DON’T roll into HELL! The Sandbox wasn’t what it was cracked up to be- WAS IT? MWAHAHHHAAAA …

*VOMIT*

An Offering

of devotion to the Goddess of Sand and Giblets....where shall I put them, Great One?

Communication

Purrrrrrr, look what the Cat dragged in ... communication in the form of a postcard from assassin, villainess, and partners in crime! MWAHAHHHAHAAA ...

First Emission

We are very up-to-date in Hell! CDs and DVDs and IPods and Mac and PCs and Cellphones.... BUT sometimes *vomit* we have to use SnailMail...... So for that, I have personnaly myself all alone me moi the fantastic marvelous gorgeous wonderful intelligent hellish and so humble Mademoiselle Princesse! I have personnaly, I said, created this wonderful marv... ok ok .... this stamp to celebrate the YEAR OF THE PORK!!!!! *VOMIT* And when you use it.... The letter burns as soon it reaches its destination!!!! Mwhahahahhahahahahah!

Oh...*VOMIT*

"Blah, Blah, Blah! My name is Hellcat. Listen to me go on and on and on!!!"

Blah, Blah, Blah!!! *VOMIT*!!!!

The Wrath of Hellcat! Prayer Three

The chief cause of terror to the wicked will be the Wrath of Hellcat
Who sits upon the Sandbox as their Judge.

Her Divine beauty will make them long after Her,
But Her anger will make them long, in an agony of fear, to hide themselves from Her sight.

There is no misery to be compared to the misery of having Hellcat angry with Us.
Pray that you may NEVER give Her cause to be angry with Thee.

*VOMIT*

The week of RAMPAGE is soon arriving to a close …

*vomit*