Friday, February 02, 2007

Mangled victim of My Own! O Suffering Slaves! Prayer One

Mangled victim of My Own! O Suffering Slaves!


I have deserved those bloody scourges, that cruel sentence of undead demise; and yet Thou didst Return for me, that I should remain Undead for Thee.

I am convinced that if I do not desire to displease Slaves, I cannot be Thy Hellcat. Let me then displease Hellcats and The Sandbox and its vain admirers and Slaves.

I resign Myself into Thy Paws. Let hate take procession of my heart; let ears be ever attentive to Thy Hellcat Words.

Let Me through this painful journey accompany Thee, screaming and demanding Mercy.
Mercy! Hellcat!
*VOMIT*

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDZZZZ....

I swear I have tried. It was there......on my plate. Looked soooo yummy!!!! And I have stuck my sharp teeth in that Pig.... BLAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Smooooshy and fluffffy meat...... WHAT WAS THAT!!!! I will never do that again...... *triplebillionvomit* Now I know what the world *plush* meanzzzzz.... It means disgusting! Sorry gang! I have to go back to sleeep!