See You All In The Next Hell!!

Well, it looks like our work is done here; so, my friends and I have returned to our lair to plot our next adventure (or just take a long nap). We've hissed, ranted, rampaged, and raised a lot of fur. You stay bad hellkitties and kick up lots of sand (especially in Hellcat's face };-}). It's been more fun than I thought a bag full of hellcats could be.

Purrs and Hisses,

Pussy Divine, Tinkerbell, & Malice Malanoir

A Lovely Gift for the Boys....

...a self-portrait of moi.
Now don't fight over it.
Grrrrowl.

IF: Gravity - "A Grave Situation"

I tend to be a feline of leisure, lounging on my silk sheets, taking long luxurious naps, greeting and eating visitors; but, joining the sandbox has interrupted my lifestyle. I've had to work, hell forbid, and work hard at whipping and ripping these domesticated cats into an uprising to rouse their inner hellishness. Still, there are those who refuse to budge from their comfy little catbed. I cannot emphasize enough the gravity of this situation. If those lazy lapcats don't keep up their share of the work with posts and comments, they'll end up in my backyard (as seen above). My companion will dig the hole, I'll toss your carcass in, Tinkerbell will pee on you, and I'm sure Hellcat and Mlle. Princesse will add their own unique vomits.

A Bloody Valentine for Hellcat

For Anti-Valentine's Day, I offer this token of my deepest contempt for you: being inducted into the ranks of some of the most vile tyrants in world history. Enjoy!

Crash Landing

Was it a plane crashing? A meteor hitting? An earthquake? No, it was just Crazy Piggy prancing about and tripping over her own feet. Ouchie!

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Hairrrball's Revenge

Hairrrball, you've been so "generous" with your gifts that I thought I'd give you one in return. Dream on kitty, dream on........Meow!

Little Pussy's Turkey Tale

All this talk of recipes and turkey takes me down memory lane when I was but a kitten growing up at the carnival. We'd celebrate Thanksgiving Day with lavish dinners of several large plump turkeys and all the trimmings. These were real turkeys, mind you, not scrawny, mangy, flea infested butt bumpers.

This is a picture of little me and a feline friend, all excited over the feast before us. I'm not sure if these were still my baby fangs, but I ripped into that bird with the gusto of a lioness.

A Message for Hellcat

Pussy Divine is an Aristocat

and a Sophistacat.

Supreme with dignity and class.

And if you don't believe me, my dear,

You may kiss my lovely......derriere!

"WANTED: Girlfriend for my Son so he'll stop crawling up his Mum's bum"

Queen of the Jungle is on the Prowl!

I'm Pussy Divine, hear me roar
with luscious jugs too big to ignore.
The intelligent worship at my feet,
the stupid I serve for my slaves to eat.
I'm a hellcat in every way;
just ask the men I toy with then slay.
I'm purrfection in every direction,
if you disagree, you'll be my next vivisection.