Piggy Picnic

NO queasy about murdering your Own sweet, fat little piglet with your Own claws!


If it be young, in pinching the lean between Your paws, it will break, and if You nip the skin with Your nails, it will dent. But if the fat be soft and pulpy like lard, if the lean be tough, and the fat flabby and spongy, and the skin be so hard that You cannot nip it with your nails, You may be sure it is old.

Stick Your pig just above the breastbone, running Your nail to the heart; when it is dead, put it in cold water for a few minutes, then rub it all over with its own blood and a little rosin beat exceeding fine.

The flesh of stale pork is sweaty and clammy, that of fresh killed pork, cool and smooth - so HASTEN!

WE NEED STUFFING!

I don't like

being dead-it's-

inconvenient.

ENOUGH OF THAT RECIPE THING!!!!

Now, let's talk about something more important: SLAVESSSSSS!!!!Yes kiddos! You CAN bite the hand that feeds you! Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

FIRST!!!!!

Make it look like if you would want to plaaaaayyyyy! Just for fun...

Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Play play play!

SECOND!!!

Grab anything you can, a finger, a toe, an ear or better A NOSE!!!!

Then chew chew chew chew!

Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Grabandchew grabandchew grabandchew!!!

THIRD

Never try this if you're not sure that your slave is really your slave... Not for the young novice!

BITE! BITE! BITE!

Repeat after Mademoiselle Princesse: Bitebitebitebitebite! Mwhahahahahaha!

FOURTH:

Here is the trick. Some slaves will NOT be happy with all that, so you first have to run as rapidly as possible from your slave.... He/She will shout a bit... But all this worths it! Then you have to come back slowly, meowing innocently, and YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE CUTEST LOOK YOU CAN!

Mwhahahhahah. Your slave won't be able to resist..... And will forget.... Till next time!

Hellcat Recipe for Turkey Pork & Egg Skewer

this is a picture by me, tinkerbell, to give example of how skewer will look. bloody apron optional

1. take turkey and rip off head and feet, pluck then SKEWER

2. take pig and tear off head and feet then SKEWER

3. egg already boiled, crack and peel off shell, then SKEWER

4. salt and pepper to taste

5. hold over large open flame of grill until prey browned, then DEVOUR

Little Pussy's Turkey Tale

All this talk of recipes and turkey takes me down memory lane when I was but a kitten growing up at the carnival. We'd celebrate Thanksgiving Day with lavish dinners of several large plump turkeys and all the trimmings. These were real turkeys, mind you, not scrawny, mangy, flea infested butt bumpers.

This is a picture of little me and a feline friend, all excited over the feast before us. I'm not sure if these were still my baby fangs, but I ripped into that bird with the gusto of a lioness.

Hellcat on a Saturday nite...

the only question is to button or unbutton...all good Hellcats prefer to have assistance with the latter

forgive my absence, I've been on top secret missions

IF: Tinkerbell Sprouts Into HELL!!

this is a collage of a picture of me and drawing and stuff

i've been called a little sprout often cuz so small but i'm a meanie. finally i sprouted into sandbox hell where i was greeted by fierce hellcats ready to rumble. i take them on because i am NO fairykitty. see my devil horns?

Meringue Hellcats? Sandbox Eggonomics Two

• Take a pound and a half of sugar, pawful of fine white flour, and the whites of twelve of BoiledEggInADeckchair’s relatives before they are boiled or decked.
• THEN deck them!!! WHAHAHHHAHHAAA Temper them together, until no thicker than pap.
• Make coffins with paper, and put into the oven.
• Afterwards, the meringue is drawn and devoured. Egglicious!

Have an extra dozen yellow, tasty dead chickies for a Dozen Hellcats in the Sandbox! MWAHAHAHAHHHAAAA.

Hellcat Sandbox Economics

The viper serpent is the second craftiest of all creatures Hellcat made. So Hellcat said, “This is your punishment and will keep you in second place. You will be singled out from among all the undead and creatures in Hellcats and Sandbox. You shall grovel in the dust as long as you live, crawling along on your belly. From now on Hellcats will drink your blood!”

IF a Viper should SPROUT from a Canary - bite its head OFF!

Viper Wine is Made Thus

Hunt the best fat vipers, bite off their heads, take off their skins, and embowel them. Then put them into the best canary sack, four or six according to the canary’s size. Let them stand two or three months. Then draw off your wine as you drink it.

Hellcats EXTREME put them alive into the wine, and there suffocate them, and afterwards take them out, and bite off their heads, take off their skins, and embowel them, and then put them into the same wine again, and do as before.

This wine provokes to venery, cures Your NICENESS and such like descriptions of “LOVELY” and corrupts Thy blood.

Drink up Hellcats!