The Funeral

And when Hellcat returned
She summoned all of Sandbox before Her;
The disgraceful on Her right paw, the distasteful on Her left.


To the former She says, “Come Ye cursed of My Sandbox, inherit the Hellcats prepared by Ye from the foundation of the Sandbox!!!” Those first *VOMIT* then grin like a Cheshire };-}

To the later, “Do part Ye Cursed *pfffffffft*”. Then She rips their faces OFF and They SUFFER!

She vomited, *VOMIT*

Then was GONE.

It's a No Brainer!

Cracking a hard boiled egg without breaking the yolk.

The thing about boiling eggs is not to boil them but to simmer them to minimise the cracking of the shell! Bring them to rolling boil and them turn down low and simmer. Also, use eggs that are at least a week old. Fresh eggs when hard boiled are ANNOYING to peel!!! BoiledEggInADeckchair has PROVED he's fresh in his comments and often insists he is hard!

They should also be in room temperature to reduce cracking. Greater temperature changes in a short span of time, the greater the chances of cracking...

Oh well Egg … next time DON’T roll into HELL! The Sandbox wasn’t what it was cracked up to be- WAS IT? MWAHAHHHAAAA …

*VOMIT*

Communication

Purrrrrrr, look what the Cat dragged in ... communication in the form of a postcard from assassin, villainess, and partners in crime! MWAHAHHHAHAAA ...

The Wrath of Hellcat! Prayer Three

The chief cause of terror to the wicked will be the Wrath of Hellcat
Who sits upon the Sandbox as their Judge.

Her Divine beauty will make them long after Her,
But Her anger will make them long, in an agony of fear, to hide themselves from Her sight.

There is no misery to be compared to the misery of having Hellcat angry with Us.
Pray that you may NEVER give Her cause to be angry with Thee.

*VOMIT*

The week of RAMPAGE is soon arriving to a close …

*vomit*

See You All In The Next Hell!!

Well, it looks like our work is done here; so, my friends and I have returned to our lair to plot our next adventure (or just take a long nap). We've hissed, ranted, rampaged, and raised a lot of fur. You stay bad hellkitties and kick up lots of sand (especially in Hellcat's face };-}). It's been more fun than I thought a bag full of hellcats could be.

Purrs and Hisses,

Pussy Divine, Tinkerbell, & Malice Malanoir

Gravity of the Sandbox

Finally, the GRAVITY of ScaredyCats lurking within the Sandbox without their Hellcat screaming or dancing in posts, falls DOWN upon their crunchy skulls, around where their eyeballs used to reside, to between what used to be their toes!

You can’t be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing!

Seven days ago, there were SIX anguished Cats that kept hiding within their weak, shameful skulls and carcasses. Unfortunately, there are now only THREE to appallingly pooh on as substitute toilets from that of the Sandbox ... two went to Hell and not even counting one ScaredyCat!

Not counting the ScaredyCat who joined to post a “subliminal advertisement” then run away. She begged *whimp* to be quickly deleted when learning about Our rampage because SCAREDY!! She doesn't deserve more advertising. *VOMIT*!

The first is ‘newish’ and most probably feels Hellcat has been unfair. MWAHAHAHHAAA Hellcat has NO mercy! HellcatHaiku would only take moments to spew, however She was Catnapping! She shall remain as a Hellcat, however will be RAMPAGED and must also RAMPAGE!

Another has not commented, posted nor contacted Hellcat. She has been DELETED and Hellcats will scamper OutsideTheBox to RAMPAGE Her! She'll most probably give off an AtomicVelvetSigh as last pathetic breath.

The last is dead … literally! We will scamper to pay homage to Hellcat Queen Margot who died in action somehow, somewhere. Please leave a vomit or more of respect. Blah to the fact she was DELETED by something that slaughtered Her first.

The FULL GRAVITY is now to be revealed:
Hellcats who do NOT revoltingly mastiCATe the two listed in all their Slave sites linked above, or don't leave homage to Queen Margot - will lose ONE LIFE per missed Hellcat comment! Hellcats have seven days until The Funeral and to show their Hellcat veracity! Hellcat will take note of those who masticate with excellence, Ye may earn back a life if exceedingly wicked. MWAHAHAHHHAAA };-}

The RAMPAGE begins NOW!
*VOMIT*

RAMPAGE RESULT:

Hellcat Mademoiselle Princesse loses 0 lives.
Hellcat Shadow loses 1 life!
Hellcat HaiRRRball loses 3 lives but was a WHIMP for two!!
Hellcat Hardwax and Hellcat Catnapping lose 3 lives!!!
Hellcat ElizaDeath and Hellcat Lee lose 5 lives EACH!!!!!

LuperCalia (vAlenTines)

LuperCalia (vAlenTines) was a festival that began as a religious rite devoted to catnip and over time it evolved into a festival of merriment and kinky sexual Catplay. Prayers originally asked for abundant crops and many healthy newborns of prey, and that wolves leave the Cats alone. Practical Cats saw no reason to stop at praying for their catnip and prey, and sought Hellcat to assure their own good fortune, health, and fertility.

Cats desiring Kittens and easy birth implored Hellcat, seeking a lustration or cleansing thrashing. Sex became the focus for an average Cat. LuperCAlia became a popular, merry occasion and Cats engaged in shameless flirting and sexual Catplay.

ZAP Hellcat };-}

St. Valentine’s Day emerged to celebrate a more innocent love *VOMIT*. However, traces of LuperCalia remain today outside of the Sandbox. The month February was a Latin term describing anything used to purify, including a Slave's Catholic priest’s turkey slapper *VOMIT*. Love lotteries where each Cat yearly dipped into a Sandbox to draw a new sexual Cat partner evolved into the exchange of Valentine’s Cards *VOMIT*. The Cupid remains, although no longer a virile, randy young Cat, answerable for impregnating many Cats and Hellcats alike!

Hellcat Warrior

SHOW Cats how LuperCalia remains at ALL times in the Sandbox! Share *vomit* Thy greatest pleasure and spread Our Way, Hellcat Warriors };-}

Sandbox was formless and void a month ago!

A month ago today, Hellcat plummeted over the surface of the waters *in a very lady-like fashion*. She demanded less light and there never being a difference between day and night again! And there wasn't - especially for SOME Cats!

Not feeling Tormented enough Scaredy Cats? Hellcat will assist *vomit* Cats Who merely introduced Themselves, then scampered away. To this hour, THREE Hellcats (There were SIX when this post was written) have NOT been disgraceful enough to be worthy of pooping in the Sandbox! Hellcat KNOWS Ye have been anguished but keep hiding within Your weak, shameful skull and carcass!

These ScaredyCats have the same amount of hours (days) it took Hellcat to create You - to post Thy worthiness! SEVEN days to post or Ye shall be tossed into Hellcats for mastiCATing by ALL!

If IGNORANCE persists ... Thy Introduction will be DELETED and We shall ALSO lurk into Thy Slave’s site and appallingly pooh in it as a substitute toilet from that of the Sandbox!

*VOMIT*

Retain for ever in My skull the GLORIOUS spirit of PRIDE! Prayer Two

Retain for ever in My skull the GLORIOUS spirit of PRIDE!

Hellcat! Treated with the utmost disrespect, privileged of fame and honour *VOMIT* -

led out to punishment – through excess of torments by calling Her names other than Hellcat, and the strength of Thy overpowering and perfect body.

Thou didst rise a tenth time to the Sandbox. What impious hand has exhausted Thee?

Alas, My Hellcat! I am NOT that impious, that sacrilegious offender:

My ambitious pride, My haughty indignation, My contempt of others conceited Thee to this Sandbox but I am NOT worthy.

Retain for ever in My skull the GLORIOUS spirit of PRIDE!

Teach My heart the doctrine of arrogance, so that adoring pride, vainglory and Slave disrespect, I may forever be united with Thee in Sandbox, My assertive and haughty Hellcat.

*VOMIT!*

Piggy Picnic

NO queasy about murdering your Own sweet, fat little piglet with your Own claws!


If it be young, in pinching the lean between Your paws, it will break, and if You nip the skin with Your nails, it will dent. But if the fat be soft and pulpy like lard, if the lean be tough, and the fat flabby and spongy, and the skin be so hard that You cannot nip it with your nails, You may be sure it is old.

Stick Your pig just above the breastbone, running Your nail to the heart; when it is dead, put it in cold water for a few minutes, then rub it all over with its own blood and a little rosin beat exceeding fine.

The flesh of stale pork is sweaty and clammy, that of fresh killed pork, cool and smooth - so HASTEN!

WE NEED STUFFING!

Meringue Hellcats? Sandbox Eggonomics Two

• Take a pound and a half of sugar, pawful of fine white flour, and the whites of twelve of BoiledEggInADeckchair’s relatives before they are boiled or decked.
• THEN deck them!!! WHAHAHHHAHHAAA Temper them together, until no thicker than pap.
• Make coffins with paper, and put into the oven.
• Afterwards, the meringue is drawn and devoured. Egglicious!

Have an extra dozen yellow, tasty dead chickies for a Dozen Hellcats in the Sandbox! MWAHAHAHAHHHAAAA.

Hellcat Sandbox Economics

The viper serpent is the second craftiest of all creatures Hellcat made. So Hellcat said, “This is your punishment and will keep you in second place. You will be singled out from among all the undead and creatures in Hellcats and Sandbox. You shall grovel in the dust as long as you live, crawling along on your belly. From now on Hellcats will drink your blood!”

IF a Viper should SPROUT from a Canary - bite its head OFF!

Viper Wine is Made Thus

Hunt the best fat vipers, bite off their heads, take off their skins, and embowel them. Then put them into the best canary sack, four or six according to the canary’s size. Let them stand two or three months. Then draw off your wine as you drink it.

Hellcats EXTREME put them alive into the wine, and there suffocate them, and afterwards take them out, and bite off their heads, take off their skins, and embowel them, and then put them into the same wine again, and do as before.

This wine provokes to venery, cures Your NICENESS and such like descriptions of “LOVELY” and corrupts Thy blood.

Drink up Hellcats!

Mangled victim of My Own! O Suffering Slaves! Prayer One

Mangled victim of My Own! O Suffering Slaves!

I have deserved those bloody scourges, that cruel sentence of undead demise; and yet Thou didst Return for me, that I should remain Undead for Thee.

I am convinced that if I do not desire to displease Slaves, I cannot be Thy Hellcat. Let me then displease Hellcats and The Sandbox and its vain admirers and Slaves.

I resign Myself into Thy Paws. Let hate take procession of my heart; let ears be ever attentive to Thy Hellcat Words.

Let Me through this painful journey accompany Thee, screaming and demanding Mercy.

Mercy! Hellcat!

*VOMIT*

More Than an Arsehat

Turkey who has his head so far up his OWN arse he’s looking at what he had for breakfast, although he doesn’t have the GUTS for that! *VOMIT!*

Hellcat needs a ‘posset’ now for restorative or medicinal benefit! A hot, sweet drink made by heating alcohol in a bowl, then pouring hot cream or milk in from a great height. Often made with sherry, which is sometimes called Canary, as the best came from those islands. Who has a spare canary? *tweettweet*

WELCOME Spectacular Hellcats!

WELCOME spectacular Hellcats who have been Chosen! The great doors in the Sandbox for Team Hellcats have closed on the Seventh Day.

If missed the Great Hour … twelve more hours remain to spit your worthiness! However, your divine portrait is not included down under. A few extra Hellcats were thrown in for persuasion. By the EIGHTH day those who are not the Chosen Ones will receive Wrath from all of Us!


Example is better than precept; and We shall learn more from watching those who do perfectly what We are trying to acquire, than by any set of rules. Let Us watch the Cats, that we may learn from Them!

Their continual occupation is the Way of Hellcats, a welcome respite, raucous enjoyment with release, demand of food and doors to be opened, playing with shadows in the Sandbox of Hellcats. This satisfies every longing of Their heart, this fills Them with perfect and unfading devotion to THEMSELVES! This is the highest praise They can render, Hellcats. How can We imitate Them? By continual remembrance of Hellcat Ways, by visiting the Sandbox, by a frequent raising of Thy heart to Hellcats in the Sandbox!

Note Cats do not do outright blatant advertising for commercial gain. The Sandbox is personal in a public, non commercial, Hellcat Way. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA … *vomit*

Thus the Sandbox and Hellcat's were completed EXCEPT

Thus the Sandbox and Hellcat's were completed and all their hosts. And by the seventh hour (NOT day), Hellcat completed Her work which She had done and She rested on the seventh hour from all Her work which She did in a most spectacular way!

Then Hellcat cursed the eighth hour to the twelfth hour and sanctified them because in them She rested more from all Her work which Hellcat had created and made. She demanded this happen more often like between the twelfth and forty-eighth hours and so on. She also made Her mind up not to repeat Words like She kept doing within the first seven hours.


She calls for Hellcats to be Her Disciples and therefore post Scriptures in Her name (their name will be somewhere in smaller writing). Disciples will be Hellcat Anonymous Team Members. Hellcat is not a team player however; She will give Wrath about your Scriptures with Her and Hellcat Ways. She might perform a miracle or two.

You have SEVEN DAYS to comment and grovel, then contact Hellcat to be one of Her Chosen Disciples. She will be scrupulous about what your Hellcat name might be; suggest you find a new one to impress Her. By the EIGHTH day those who are not the Chosen Ones will receive Wrath from all of Us! Even play a dangerous part in your own demise (this includes Pink Poodles made into poodle pizza).

Catfight amongst yourselves about who is posting the First Scripture and when! Hellcat will delete you all if the First Scripture isn't posted by the Eighth Day!

Welcome to the Sandbox, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA ...
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Let Hellcat's bring forth living creatures

Then Hellcat said, “Let Hellcat's bring forth living creatures after their kind, mice and creeping things and beasts of the Hellcat's after their kind,” and it was so. And Hellcat made the beasts of Hellcat's after their kind and the mice after their kind, and everything that creeps at Hellcat's after its kind.

And Hellcat saw that it was more than fun especially when She said, “Let us make cats in our image, according to our likeness, and let them rule over the fish and over the birds of the sky, and over psychotic turkeys, crazy pigs and pink poodles and over all of Hellcat's, and over every creeping thing that creeps into Sandbox." And She created cats almost in Her own image, not quite as attractive and before referred to Herself as 'more than one' even though there wasn't yet. She created her male and female, She created them.

And Hellcat cursed them, and Hellcat said to them, “Be horrible and multiply and fill Sandbox and subdue it and rule over the fish and over the birds and over every living and undead thing that moves at Hellcat's.”

Then Hellcat said, "I can't be bothered repeating what we have here, so behold what I have given you in previous posts." And Hellcat couldn't be bothered reviewing what She had made but beholds, it was more exquisite than anything imagined.

Let the waters team with swarms of undead creatures

And Hellcat said, “Let the waters team with swarms of undead creatures and let birds fly above Sandbox in the open expanse of Her eyes.” And Hellcat created the great monsters and every undead creature that moves with which the waters swarmed after their kind and every winged bird after its kind. And Hellcat saw that it was looking like lots of fun.

And Hellcat cursed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in Hellcat’s and let birds multiply above Sandbox”.

Let there be lights in the expanse of Hellcat's eyes

Then Hellcat said, “Let there be lights in the expanse of my eyes to separate the disgraceful from the distasteful and let them for signs and for a temperate season only and for years (if She doesn't get bored), and let them be for lights in the expanse of my eyes to give light onto Hellcat’s.” And it was so.

Hellcat made the two great lights, the greater light to destroy the distasteful and the lesser light to govern the disgraceful. She made the stars also because they make it easier to catch prey (She is the greatest star). And Hellcat placed them in the expanse of Sandbox to give light on Hellcat's and to govern the disgraceful and to separate the light from the distasteful. And Hellcat saw that it was superb.

Let the waters below the clouds be gathered

Hellcat screeched, "Let the waters below the clouds be gathered into one place and let the dry land appear," and it was so. And She (the cats' mother is ALWAYS called She) called the dry land 'Sandbox' and the gathering of the waters She called 'Hellcat’s'. And Hellcat saw that it was much more than terrific.

And Hellcat said, “Let Hellcat's sprout vegetation, catnip plants, yielding seed and nip and more nips after their kind with seed in them on Hellcat's,” and it was so. And She brought forth vegetation, catnip plants like she already said, and Hellcat saw that it was excellent!