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Friday, February 23, 2007

The Wrath of Hellcat! Prayer Three


The chief cause of terror to the wicked will be the Wrath of Hellcat
Who sits upon the Sandbox as their Judge.

Her Divine beauty will make them long after Her,
But Her anger will make them long, in an agony of fear, to hide themselves from Her sight.

There is no misery to be compared to the misery of having Hellcat angry with Us.
Pray that you may NEVER give Her cause to be angry with Thee.

*VOMIT*


The week of RAMPAGE is soon arriving to a close …
*vomit*

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Gravity of the Sandbox

Finally, the GRAVITY of ScaredyCats lurking within the Sandbox without their Hellcat screaming or dancing in posts, falls DOWN upon their crunchy skulls, around where their eyeballs used to reside, to between what used to be their toes!

You can’t be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing!

Seven days ago, there were SIX anguished Cats that kept hiding within their weak, shameful skulls and carcasses. Unfortunately, there are now only THREE to appallingly pooh on as substitute toilets from that of the Sandbox ... two went to Hell and not even counting one ScaredyCat!

Not counting the ScaredyCat who joined to post a “subliminal advertisement” then run away. She begged *whimp* to be quickly deleted when learning about Our rampage because SCAREDY!! She doesn't deserve more advertising. *VOMIT*!

The first is ‘newish’ and most probably feels Hellcat has been unfair. MWAHAHAHHAAA Hellcat has NO mercy! HellcatHaiku would only take moments to spew, however She was Catnapping! She shall remain as a Hellcat, however will be RAMPAGED and must also RAMPAGE!

Another has not commented, posted nor contacted Hellcat. She has been DELETED and Hellcats will scamper OutsideTheBox to RAMPAGE Her! She'll most probably give off an AtomicVelvetSigh as last pathetic breath.

The last is dead … literally! We will scamper to pay homage to Hellcat Queen Margot who died in action somehow, somewhere. Please leave a vomit or more of respect. Blah to the fact she was DELETED by something that slaughtered Her first.

The FULL GRAVITY is now to be revealed:
Hellcats who do NOT revoltingly mastiCATe the two listed in all their Slave sites linked above, or don't leave homage to Queen Margot - will lose ONE LIFE per missed Hellcat comment! Hellcats have seven days until The Funeral and to show their Hellcat veracity! Hellcat will take note of those who masticate with excellence, Ye may earn back a life if exceedingly wicked. MWAHAHAHHHAAA };-}

The RAMPAGE begins NOW!
*VOMIT*



RAMPAGE RESULT:

Hellcat Mademoiselle Princesse loses 0 lives.
Hellcat Shadow loses 1 life!
Hellcat HaiRRRball loses 3 lives but was a WHIMP for two!!
Hellcat Hardwax and Hellcat Catnapping lose 3 lives!!!
Hellcat ElizaDeath and Hellcat Lee lose 5 lives EACH!!!!!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

LuperCalia (vAlenTines)

LuperCalia (vAlenTines) was a festival that began as a religious rite devoted to catnip and over time it evolved into a festival of merriment and kinky sexual Catplay. Prayers originally asked for abundant crops and many healthy newborns of prey, and that wolves leave the Cats alone. Practical Cats saw no reason to stop at praying for their catnip and prey, and sought Hellcat to assure their own good fortune, health, and fertility.

Cats desiring Kittens and easy birth implored Hellcat, seeking a lustration or cleansing thrashing. Sex became the focus for an average Cat. LuperCAlia became a popular, merry occasion and Cats engaged in shameless flirting and sexual Catplay.

ZAP Hellcat };-}

St. Valentine’s Day emerged to celebrate a more innocent love *VOMIT*. However, traces of LuperCalia remain today outside of the Sandbox. The month February was a Latin term describing anything used to purify, including a Slave's Catholic priest’s turkey slapper *VOMIT*. Love lotteries where each Cat yearly dipped into a Sandbox to draw a new sexual Cat partner evolved into the exchange of Valentine’s Cards *VOMIT*. The Cupid remains, although no longer a virile, randy young Cat, answerable for impregnating many Cats and Hellcats alike!

Hellcat Warrior

SHOW Cats how LuperCalia remains at ALL times in the Sandbox! Share *vomit* Thy greatest pleasure and spread Our Way, Hellcat Warriors };-}

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Sandbox was formless and void a month ago!

A month ago today, Hellcat plummeted over the surface of the waters *in a very lady-like fashion*. She demanded less light and there never being a difference between day and night again! And there wasn't - especially for SOME Cats!


Not feeling Tormented enough Scaredy Cats? Hellcat will assist *vomit* Cats Who merely introduced Themselves, then scampered away. To this hour, THREE Hellcats (There were SIX when this post was written) have NOT been disgraceful enough to be worthy of pooping in the Sandbox! Hellcat KNOWS Ye have been anguished but keep hiding within Your weak, shameful skull and carcass!

These ScaredyCats have the same amount of hours (days) it took Hellcat to create You - to post Thy worthiness! SEVEN days to post or Ye shall be tossed into Hellcats for mastiCATing by ALL!

If IGNORANCE persists ... Thy Introduction will be DELETED and We shall ALSO lurk into Thy Slave’s site and appallingly pooh in it as a substitute toilet from that of the Sandbox!

*VOMIT*

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Retain for ever in My skull the GLORIOUS spirit of PRIDE! Prayer Two

Retain for ever in My skull the GLORIOUS spirit of PRIDE!


Hellcat! Treated with the utmost disrespect, privileged of fame and honour *VOMIT* -
led out to punishment – through excess of torments by calling Her names other than Hellcat, and the strength of Thy overpowering and perfect body.

Thou didst rise a tenth time to the Sandbox. What impious hand has exhausted Thee?
Alas, My Hellcat! I am NOT that impious, that sacrilegious offender:
My ambitious pride, My haughty indignation, My contempt of others conceited Thee to this Sandbox but I am NOT worthy.

Retain for ever in My skull the GLORIOUS spirit of PRIDE!
Teach My heart the doctrine of arrogance, so that adoring pride, vainglory and Slave disrespect, I may forever be united with Thee in Sandbox, My assertive and haughty Hellcat.
*VOMIT!*

Friday, February 02, 2007

Mangled victim of My Own! O Suffering Slaves! Prayer One

Mangled victim of My Own! O Suffering Slaves!


I have deserved those bloody scourges, that cruel sentence of undead demise; and yet Thou didst Return for me, that I should remain Undead for Thee.

I am convinced that if I do not desire to displease Slaves, I cannot be Thy Hellcat. Let me then displease Hellcats and The Sandbox and its vain admirers and Slaves.

I resign Myself into Thy Paws. Let hate take procession of my heart; let ears be ever attentive to Thy Hellcat Words.

Let Me through this painful journey accompany Thee, screaming and demanding Mercy.
Mercy! Hellcat!
*VOMIT*