All this talk of recipes and turkey takes me down memory lane when I was but a kitten growing up at the carnival. We'd celebrate Thanksgiving Day with lavish dinners of several large plump turkeys and all the trimmings. These were real turkeys, mind you, not scrawny, mangy, flea infested butt bumpers.
This is a picture of little me and a feline friend, all excited over the feast before us. I'm not sure if these were still my baby fangs, but I ripped into that bird with the gusto of a lioness.
this is a collage of a picture of me and drawing and stuff
i've been called a little sprout often cuz so small but i'm a meanie. finally i sprouted into sandbox hell where i was greeted by fierce hellcats ready to rumble. i take them on because i am NO fairykitty. see my devil horns?
Have an extra dozen yellow, tasty dead chickies for a Dozen Hellcats in the Sandbox! MWAHAHAHAHHHAAAA.
The viper serpent is the second craftiest of all creatures Hellcat made. So Hellcat said, “This is your punishment and will keep you in second place. You will be singled out from among all the undead and creatures in Hellcats and Sandbox. You shall grovel in the dust as long as you live, crawling along on your belly. From now on Hellcats will drink your blood!”
IF a Viper should SPROUT from a Canary - bite its head OFF!
Viper Wine is Made Thus
Hunt the best fat vipers, bite off their heads, take off their skins, and embowel them. Then put them into the best canary sack, four or six according to the canary’s size. Let them stand two or three months. Then draw off your wine as you drink it.
Hellcats EXTREME put them alive into the wine, and there suffocate them, and afterwards take them out, and bite off their heads, take off their skins, and embowel them, and then put them into the same wine again, and do as before.
This wine provokes to venery, cures Your NICENESS and such like descriptions of “LOVELY” and corrupts Thy blood.
Drink up Hellcats!
