Wednesday, January 31, 2007

A Message for Hellcat


Pussy Divine is an Aristocat
and a Sophistacat.
Supreme with dignity and class.
And if you don't believe me, my dear,
You may kiss my lovely......derriere!

17 comments:

Hellcat said...

MWAHAHHAAAA Neither ratcoats nor turkeyskins will bring more warmth to the Sandbox dear Hellcat Pussy Divine. Whence Hellcat previously doubted Your superior dignity? It is Your pussy You are referring to? *vomit* Thy quarrelsome, scolding nature is beyond First being in a Class of its own!

PS: You can tuck in those cute *VOMIT* fangs now };-}

Shadow Lor said...

hmm...is this what may be referred to as a cat fight? *cheeky grin, washes whiskers* or is this merely two kittens batting at a ball?

Hellcat said...

Helloooo Shadooooowwwww ... merely shrewish, ill-tempered and spiteful Hellcats discussing dear derriere delight };-} *sideways grin* Pussy Divine's can't help but be divided ... MWAHAHAHHAAAAA.

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

You can kiss my parasol **WAVE WAVE**

Pussy Divine said...

Hellcat secretly wishes she could be me so I'm just teasing her a bit. heehee *gak*

Hellcat, you are looking for warmth? Try the turkey's hiding place.

Egghead wants to be all of us.

*swishes tail*

Hellcat said...

'Just' and 'bit'!?! Pussy Divine ... Oh Yee Great Word Mistress of Scary Power. NOT. *vomit*

*sucking an egg*

Pussy Divine said...

Hellcat, you got what you asked for now you act like a rabid alleycat. You are far too common for me to use my full powers on, you are too scrawney and ill. Poor little Hellcat *sniff sniff* Gak!

Hope you choke on that egg.

Hellcat said...

Excuse Mew Pussy Divine, The Hellcat wasn't aware there was a domesticated, tamed kitty in our midst. Hellcat must have made 'just' an itsy 'bit' of a mistake when creating Hellcats. SO SORRY! *vomit*

crazzy piggy said...

But, but, but.... une bataille féline? A fight? For me? Ohhhhhhhhh, please don't!

Hellcat, you know my little kittycuty you are my only one!

And sorry Pussypet, but your "derriere" isn't interresting me!
:@P

Pussy Divine said...

Ahhhh, Hellcat needs a stuffed fake pig to take up for her. Miss Piggy, it makes me very happy that you are not interested in my ass. Keep it that way.

Hellcat, make-up her ittybitty brain. First, I'm too wild for your smelly sandbox and now I'm too tame. You mangy alley slag, lucky for you that I'm feeling kind hearted today. I realize you are jealous and need to be the center of attention so I'll ignore any more stupidity from you. Besides, it looks like you'll have your paws full from now on with Tinkerbell. hahahahhahahhaa

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha

(Hahahahahaha)

Hahahaha

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Haa

Hellcat said...

Scared Egg? *CRUNCH*

Although Hellcat Pussy Divine is a “mangy alley slag” and has an “ittybitty brain”, Hellcat does believe the above comment is a truce. There is no denying Pussy Divine is a worthy Hellcat, although ignoring The Hellcat reveals her true fear };-}

Anonymous said...

i'm a aristoCAT, a purebred. A sphinx cat with important papers and cost a lot. prize winners in my family. long heritage of royal cats. hellcat is mangy alley fleafull monster and pussy half human catwoman thing. all a bunch of mongrels, i'm purebred.

hellcat thinks she is center of universe cause small and mangy, i'm small too but not mangy. i'm a sphinx cat. purebred. but loud and mean too. blame it on napolean, but the ice cream is good.

Anonymous said...

now egg can only hahahah. shutup egg and stop trying to talk. you dead chicken in shell.

Hellcat said...

Tinky, you forget who the GREAT mother of PURE Hellcat your CreATor is ... you were crossed (dare I mention with WHAT) for your unique appearance and 'purebred' CATegory };-}

Pussy Divine said...

Shame Hellcat that you can't come up with your own insults, but I forgive you anyway. I accept your truce, even if you don't have much of a sense of humor.

Tinkerbell, what you are saying is that you are the result of a long line of inbreeding.

Hail BAST!!!!