Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Gravity of the Sandbox

Finally, the GRAVITY of ScaredyCats lurking within the Sandbox without their Hellcat screaming or dancing in posts, falls DOWN upon their crunchy skulls, around where their eyeballs used to reside, to between what used to be their toes!

You can’t be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing!

Seven days ago, there were SIX anguished Cats that kept hiding within their weak, shameful skulls and carcasses. Unfortunately, there are now only THREE to appallingly pooh on as substitute toilets from that of the Sandbox ... two went to Hell and not even counting one ScaredyCat!

Not counting the ScaredyCat who joined to post a “subliminal advertisement” then run away. She begged *whimp* to be quickly deleted when learning about Our rampage because SCAREDY!! She doesn't deserve more advertising. *VOMIT*!

The first is ‘newish’ and most probably feels Hellcat has been unfair. MWAHAHAHHAAA Hellcat has NO mercy! HellcatHaiku would only take moments to spew, however She was Catnapping! She shall remain as a Hellcat, however will be RAMPAGED and must also RAMPAGE!

Another has not commented, posted nor contacted Hellcat. She has been DELETED and Hellcats will scamper OutsideTheBox to RAMPAGE Her! She'll most probably give off an AtomicVelvetSigh as last pathetic breath.

The last is dead … literally! We will scamper to pay homage to Hellcat Queen Margot who died in action somehow, somewhere. Please leave a vomit or more of respect. Blah to the fact she was DELETED by something that slaughtered Her first.

The FULL GRAVITY is now to be revealed:
Hellcats who do NOT revoltingly mastiCATe the two listed in all their Slave sites linked above, or don't leave homage to Queen Margot - will lose ONE LIFE per missed Hellcat comment! Hellcats have seven days until The Funeral and to show their Hellcat veracity! Hellcat will take note of those who masticate with excellence, Ye may earn back a life if exceedingly wicked. MWAHAHAHHHAAA };-}

The RAMPAGE begins NOW!
*VOMIT*



RAMPAGE RESULT:

Hellcat Mademoiselle Princesse loses 0 lives.
Hellcat Shadow loses 1 life!
Hellcat HaiRRRball loses 3 lives but was a WHIMP for two!!
Hellcat Hardwax and Hellcat Catnapping lose 3 lives!!!
Hellcat ElizaDeath and Hellcat Lee lose 5 lives EACH!!!!!

28 comments:

Hellcat said...

Glory to Hellcat's multiple clones!

I'm the KongHellcat in the middle heehee ... };-}

atomicvelvetsigh said...

just when i was ready for a post.. oh well i can't blame anyone, not even Hell for kicking me out.. i had a gut of hairball in my lungs the whole week.. and was half-paralized to my real life.. maybe i lick off the vomits off my skin now.. prrwww...

Mademoiselle Princesse said...

All is possible in that Hellish World, AVS.... *vomit*

Anonymous said...

And here I thought my Hellcat Life was going to be as lesiurely as my real Hellcat Life... but huh! post, comment, post, comment, post, comment.... *VOMIT!!!*
I can't even delegate these tasks to my slave without getting grief from you lot! *VOMIT!!!*

Hellcat said...

Blood and bone and pleasure of the fur in ecstasy feast! I screeched, shrieked, breathed, hollered, purred, bellowed, whispered, rattled, rambled, spat, stuttered, cried, told, scatted, inhaled as if suffocating and DID vomit at you ScaredyCat AVS! };-} That last lick isn’t a Hellcat Atomicvelvetsigh … NOT bad enough!

ALL is possible in THIS hellish SANDBOX Hellcat Mademoiselle Princesse
};-} *VOMIT*

Hellcat ElizaDeath, Hell IS grief! *slap slap slap* WAKE UP from FAIRY WORLD!! *slicing messy scar across THY leisurely five weeks!*

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Boil them
In
Boil them out
Side
In a
Bin
Inner pan
Bin pan bin pan
I got a suntan.

Pussy Divine said...

Heeeheeeeee! Let the party begin!!

Note to self: Must get hat back from wolf for funeral.

crazzy piggy said...

Blah, blah, blah...

hairrrball said...

hello crazzy piggy mon cherie! you bring some je ne sais quois to the discussion that the enfant hellcat and her idiotmentvomiteule can never match. je t'aime.

but my heart still belongs to PD, as well as my sharp claws.

i will lick you though, s'il vous plait.

Mademoiselle Princesse said...

Hairball is bisexual? :) Crazy Piggy is a boy! Mwhahahahahaha! Cruising anything that moves Puffy?

Hellcat said...

MWAHAHHAZHHAHHAA, Hellcat HaiRRRball is a little SLOW in regards to the calendar date of Valentines (including his peanut shell)

Talking about shells ... JUMP OUT OF IT BoiledEggInaDeckchair!

Blah, blah, blah Crazzy Piggy, we KNOW you're the EXPERT at that!

PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!

Anonymous said...

pig a girl!!!! girly porker. who are these scaredycats who need to be stomped and peed on? these ones we bury in pussydivine's backyard? I PEE ON THEM ALL!!!!

Hellcat said...

There will indeed be a funeral in seven days time Hellcat Tinkerbell. Hellcat is only REPEATING this because you are illiterate! There may also be those who don't RAMPAGE to bury ...
};-}

Anonymous said...

Did someone in the above comments say slap....now I'm you turkey ;) - especially if it's Pussy D. The other klutzes....well who cares.

Hellcat said...

Sorry *vomit* to disappoint a slapping Turkey but it was Hellcat slapping the fairy out of ElizaDeath. You haven't got anything to SLAP TURKEY, your pecker is from fairy land!

crazzy piggy said...

Hellcat Hairball, I do appreciate your passionate expression of love (though I'll never trust a cat again), but I am a METROsexual, not gay! And look in your dictionary because it doesn't mean that I love sex in the metro!

Anonymous said...

A rampage? How wicked!

The fay are not the sweet little things Walt Disney and others have portrayed them as being. They can be very vindictive and downright evil.

Speaking of fay, crazy pig, repression is not healthy for the soul.

Hellcat said...

MWAHAHHAAA There is an Oberon Slave who promotes enlightenment that wanted Hellcat HairBBBall's arse to himself *vomit*
I do trust the HaiRRRball is bisexual and performs BEASTIALITY!
*VOMIT*

Yes a GLORIOUS *vomit* rampage, Hellcat MaliceMalanoir. You were abandoned from being counted to be berserked upon because new-fangled, however expecting Thy rampaging to spell bind Ussssss ... };-}

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Hellcats Schellcats.. I will replace all the deleted Hellcats. I have a parasol *WAVE* *WAVE.*

Hellcat said...

You will replace all the deleted Hellcats with WHAT BoiledEggInADeckchair? We just have to BOIL you a little longer where you can SURF on HOT waves. Thy shell would explode and thy eggy wholesome separate into a thousand tiny egg globs... Too much work finding a saucepan *YAWN*

*CRUNCH*

catnapping said...

soooo sorry, dear. i've been busy filling your catbox, vomiting in your bowl, and farting in your bed.

Hellcat said...

We ALL KNOW how SORRY You are feeling Hellcat Catnapping MWAHAHAHHAAAA. Tis only the second day of Our Rampage too...

LOVE *vomit* thy new avatar
};-}

catnapping said...

i stole the avatar. it wasn't copyrighted, and i liked it.

Hellcat said...

Wicked Catnapping ... there may be Hellish potential for You after all. Ye shall prove thy wickedness equals thy appearance by RAMPAGING!!!!!

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

You don't need a saucepan to make boiling waves Hellcat.

Hellcat said...

You are being DIRTY again ROTTEN BoiledEggInADeckchair! Unless complimenting Hellcat's Hellish SCREAMS!
*vomit*

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

You're all bubbles and waves gassing the slaves..

Hellcat said...

AND PROUD of the GASSING!
*pffffffffffffffffft* take that stink fart BoiledEggInADeckchair and SUFFOCATE! *VOMIT*