Wednesday, February 14, 2007

LuperCalia (vAlenTines)

LuperCalia (vAlenTines) was a festival that began as a religious rite devoted to catnip and over time it evolved into a festival of merriment and kinky sexual Catplay. Prayers originally asked for abundant crops and many healthy newborns of prey, and that wolves leave the Cats alone. Practical Cats saw no reason to stop at praying for their catnip and prey, and sought Hellcat to assure their own good fortune, health, and fertility.

Cats desiring Kittens and easy birth implored Hellcat, seeking a lustration or cleansing thrashing. Sex became the focus for an average Cat. LuperCAlia became a popular, merry occasion and Cats engaged in shameless flirting and sexual Catplay.

ZAP Hellcat };-}

St. Valentine’s Day emerged to celebrate a more innocent love *VOMIT*. However, traces of LuperCalia remain today outside of the Sandbox. The month February was a Latin term describing anything used to purify, including a Slave's Catholic priest’s turkey slapper *VOMIT*. Love lotteries where each Cat yearly dipped into a Sandbox to draw a new sexual Cat partner evolved into the exchange of Valentine’s Cards *VOMIT*. The Cupid remains, although no longer a virile, randy young Cat, answerable for impregnating many Cats and Hellcats alike!

Hellcat Warrior

SHOW Cats how LuperCalia remains at ALL times in the Sandbox! Share *vomit* Thy greatest pleasure and spread Our Way, Hellcat Warriors };-}

26 comments:

Hellcat said...

Although Hellcat has formally complained about fish with no control – We DON’T have to congregate in schools, where We learn nothing at all anyway!

VOMIT!

Merlin the Hoot Kat said...

Helllllooooooo Laaadies of the Underground! Merlin the Hoot Kat is back for your pleasure!!!!
Meeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

HARDWAX said...

Lupercalia is in my bones on this Valentine's eve. This history inspires and sets forward crazy swinging in my gonads.

hello merlin the hoot cat

Hellcat said...

PRRRRRRRRRR Merlin the Hootcat ... are you SURRRRE a Cat of yourrrrr NON Hellcat status can handle ALL of Us Hellcats!?! I think NOT! Hellcat Hardwax and I have worn you out ALREADY!

Anonymous said...

Luperci were brotherhood of the wolves, my dear. Lupa is for "wolf". An ancient Roman practice honoring the she-wolf Lupercus. You kitties are so amusing! And so tasty....

Hellcat said...

SUSH you UGLY wolf with 'hairdresser styled mop on top' Hellcat left that out on PURPOSE! Go roll your brain back up with curlers ...
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ...

Anonymous said...

That is my couture hat, dear little kitty. You can't change history or latin, you funny little morsel. You amuse me so, I might let you live a while longer.

HARDWAX said...

Splitting hairs splitting hairs
wolf! Lupercalia is in the sandbox, sex is in the air and I have a date, don't spoil it or I'll shove duck doodoo up your nostrils!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'M NO WOLF, NO LUPER. and have no hair so hardwax stop pretending you take wolf when you can't take a pee without hellcat's permission. is hardwax made of lard? is hellcat wolf in hellcat clothing? I PEE ON ALL YOU!

crazzy piggy said...

:O(

Hellcat said...

WEEP PIG! MWAHAHHAHHAHHHAAAAA

HARDWAX said...

What is thiiiiiisssss????!?????
Without Hellcats permission.
Well I guess I'll just kick myself in my "lard" ass, after I ask Hellcat of course- ok tinkie-

Hellcat said...

You have My permission Hellcat Hardwax MWAHHAHHAHHHHHAAAA *vomit*

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I AM RED HOT LOVE!!! ***BANG BANG BANG***

Hellcat said...

HAHHAHHAHHHHAAA but yet so fragile
};-} *CRUNCH*

Merlin the Hoot Kat said...

Yaaaaaaaawwwwn! I am NOT worn out! I can have *a date* with you alllll LADIES.... But... Is the small pink thing a cat? Looks like a chihuaaahuahahahahhah! Meoooooooowwwwwwww!!!! prrrrrrrr...

Hellcat said...

The small pink thing is indeed The Hellcat Tinkerbell, however Her bell is so young it merely tinkles! Hellcat protects the Hellcat Tinky from you dirty old Cat! Take ME instead MWAHAHHHAHHAAA

Merlin the Hoot Kat said...

You know you will always be one of my first five or ten favorite, Hellcat!!!! Prrrrrrr.... What's the name of the nice pink kitty again?.....

Hellcat said...

SHUTUP you OLD FARRRRT ... go steal a hearing aide ... *vomit*

Pussy Divine said...

Haaaaaaa, Hellcat sends out a calling for wolves.....hehheeeee. Your domestic kitties not bloodthirsty enough?

Lardass, ahahahahhahhaaaaaaa, good one Tink. Meow!

Hellcat said...

Seems to me Hellcat Pussy Divine has eaten far too much CHOCOLATE and not enough prey!!! All your laughing *vomit* sounds too close to merry *VOMIT*! Unless of course not wearing undies and doing summersaults or pushups ...

catnapping said...

damn. this is beautiful.

catnapping said...

dunno what yer gonna do with that rubbery knife, though...

Pussy Divine said...

Damn, this is far too ridiculous.

No, Hellcat, I've been busy ripping to shreds all the male admirers lining up outside my door. This is a busy time of the year for me. I probably am a bit giddy from all the delicious manflesh. I'd share but they'd just laugh you out the door.

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Big piss.

Hellcat said...

Don't you just love *vomit* my thigh muscles Hellcat Catnapping ... a LOT of work went into those (after chocolate eating). That knife is for threatening HeCats to keep on going, they just can't keep up (and I lust rubber) MWAHAHHAAAA

Why bother make them line up outside the door Hellcat Pussy Divine? So much more pleasurable if enjoyed all at once against the bloody door!

Poor BoiledEggInADeckchair trying to get 'it' up MWAHHAHHHAAAA ...