Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Sandbox was formless and void a month ago!

A month ago today, Hellcat plummeted over the surface of the waters *in a very lady-like fashion*. She demanded less light and there never being a difference between day and night again! And there wasn't - especially for SOME Cats!


Not feeling Tormented enough Scaredy Cats? Hellcat will assist *vomit* Cats Who merely introduced Themselves, then scampered away. To this hour, THREE Hellcats (There were SIX when this post was written) have NOT been disgraceful enough to be worthy of pooping in the Sandbox! Hellcat KNOWS Ye have been anguished but keep hiding within Your weak, shameful skull and carcass!

These ScaredyCats have the same amount of hours (days) it took Hellcat to create You - to post Thy worthiness! SEVEN days to post or Ye shall be tossed into Hellcats for mastiCATing by ALL!

If IGNORANCE persists ... Thy Introduction will be DELETED and We shall ALSO lurk into Thy Slave’s site and appallingly pooh in it as a substitute toilet from that of the Sandbox!

*VOMIT*

19 comments:

Hellcat said...

VOMIT!
};-}

Mademoiselle Princesse said...

Mwhahahahahahaha! *coughcoughcough* Damn cigarette!!!

crazzy piggy said...

Hellcatounette, ma petite mougnoune, you definitely need to relax...
*giving a massage to Hellcat's whiskers*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeere.... coutchi, coutchi, coutcha......
*sitting on Hellcat's spine to make it crack*
Theeeeeeeeeeeeere.... my little bouzi, bouzi....
Kissy, kissy............
:@)

captain modroom9 said...

I am now the King Of The North, look at my ball. I honour you with a royal steamer in your Sandbox, may it serve you well. I shall visit again to watch the tossing and masticating.

Hellcat said...

Steal the ball and short live the Slave King of the North!

*royally royally royally steaming pig*

HARDWAX said...

Here kittykittykitty. Come out, come out, wherever you ARE!!!!!

Creeping sludge forming in the pit of my stomach. If the queen of retch does not pull the scruffy, mangy winches in to the sandbox fair, your burning orbs find their settleing on what's left in the lair.

Hellcat said...

Hellcat Hardwax, if the ScaredyCats don't show on their Own, Hellcat will allow Others to take their place after before mentioned tossing and mastiCATing };-} HELLCATS that is! *vomit*

Anonymous said...

I believe they made a movie about this cesspool - Silence of the Klutzes.


MwaaaGobble MwaaGobble

Hellcat said...

That's Turkey's blood NOT Chianti! We all know what beanz meanz .... fartz!!! *pfffffffft* OFF Turkey!

Lee said...

oohhh, oohh, I want to take field trips and create smells worthy of vomit...lead me Queen

Hellcat said...

Hellcat Lee, Queen Margot is one who deserves Our fieldtrip to Hersss ... HELLCAT however is also exceptionally looking forward to dispersing foul stench worthy of vomit (have been practising for a month now)
Just the thought is arousing *VOMIT* MWAHAHHAHHHAAAAA

crazzy piggy said...

Great! Un bain de vapeur! Now my skin is soooooooooooooooo soft!

*stealing the King Kong of the Norch's ball*

*dribbling* *dribbling* *dribbling*

Brrrr, it's cold! Oh! It's a snowball!

SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hellcat said...

This is NOT a PIG PEN! Hellcats are DOWN UNDER where it's HOT, and stuffed toys DON'T steal balls off HELLCATS!
*vomit*

Anonymous said...

toys catch fire easily, set them on fire and watch them smoke like madprincesse is trying to. bonfire of the vainities for hellcats. no one here has balls so who is playing with what and who thinks they have any? toys needs to go back to toystore and play with themselves cuz noone would want them after they'd been peed and pooped on and ripped to shreds. now burnt to crispy little bits. bacon bits sounds good for sprinkling on my dinner, hardwax pass the lard then leave.

crazzy piggy said...

I am not a toy!!!!
:O(

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

I'M SPARTACUS!!!

Hellcat said...

Hellcat Tinkerbell knows how to have a good time! MEOWWWW

Although deception ally green, your piggy glasses are ROSE *vomit* coloured stuffed toy!

I spart a cus at you BoiledEggInADeckchair! That was "spitting" a "cuss" at you with posh English accent!

catnapping said...

I know yer all grateful to have me here to piss in your litter box.


You may kiss my dead mouse.

Hellcat said...

Hellcat will NOT kiss your dead mouse Hellcat Catnapping and your piss is weak. You can remove thyself from the (now four disgraceful Hellcats) by publishing a post by Tuesday MWAHHAHHAHHAAA. *vomit*

(That's Your Monday)