More Than an Arsehat
Turkey who has his head so far up his OWN arse he’s looking at what he had for breakfast, although he doesn’t have the GUTS for that! *VOMIT!*
Hellcat needs a ‘posset’ now for restorative or medicinal benefit! A hot, sweet drink made by heating alcohol in a bowl, then pouring hot cream or milk in from a great height. Often made with sherry, which is sometimes called Canary, as the best came from those islands. Who has a spare canary? *tweettweet*
Hellcat needs a ‘posset’ now for restorative or medicinal benefit! A hot, sweet drink made by heating alcohol in a bowl, then pouring hot cream or milk in from a great height. Often made with sherry, which is sometimes called Canary, as the best came from those islands. Who has a spare canary? *tweettweet*
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Sorry, have no tweetybirds. How about a sip of Chartreuse?
That's one big-ass turkey! Bet he tastes like shit.
Never mind ... a Chartreuse ... why thank You Pussy Divine, it's colour like emerald bile softens the thought of a Turkey's arse
};-} *emerald bile vomit*
Recycled cats, recycled jokes, recycled regurgitation.
Completely CONSUMABLE Turkey!
*nothing left but a pompous arse*
BURP
Hellcat, do you smell a turkey in our midst?
Is that what he is doing in that pic? Recycling himself?
*yawn*
Not any more Pussy Divine ... Turkey is no longer recyclable *yawn stretch*
It must be difficult for the Turk being a pecker with no pecker. I'm glad he is gone, I was getting soooo bored.
*strrreeeeettttccchhhhh*
Hell in the Sandbox won't be the same without him. At least we won't be missing a lost pecker. MWAHAHAHHAHAAA
*snore*
I wasn't missing it!!
*zzzzzzzzzzzz*
*vomit*
At least I'm finger lickin' good, whereas this posse of feline freaks is ferally flavourless.
I'm off to see my fine feathered friend Axel the Albatross....he's goy a huge (wing) span.
Ooops ... was that a little slip of a Turkey's tongue? *suck back in* Might fancy devouring a huge gay Albaross next };-}
Careful you might need to be turkey slapped.
If you want to slap domestic or tamed Hellcats, you're in the wrong Sandbox Turkey!
More people shouild wear hats I think.
Egghead.
This explains a lot about the Turkey. He has a "goy" Albatross around his neck, one with a huge (wing *wink wink*) span. Is he the one who told you that you were finger licking good? Or was that your Mom?
Egghead, go suck yourself.
I love all the refinement, sophistication, delicacy and subtlety I see here...
Meoink!
:@)
The Yorkshire County Country Fair Parade looks like this, and they crash their tractors. They should make holes to see.
Not sure that making holes in les tracteurs will help, but that looks très amusant! Do they eat plumpudding avant or après?
:@)
No they kill people with the combine-harvester.
An arsehat is but an epithet for the Psychotic Turkey. We ARE in DESPERATE need for true sophistication, cleverness, deftness and refinement within the Sandbox! *vomit*
Bring on the remainder of Hellcat Introductions … She’s surrrre You will offer tasteful requirements. *Sliced leg ham whisked with egg, cheese and seasoning*
Ah, good old Mr. Bean. Where would we be without him?
*Sliced leg ham whisked with egg, cheese, seasoning and a GoodOldBean*
How nice of you mon petit poussinet d'amour to associate me with my new and so sympathique friend Egg-OOO! Sure we are going to offer new refine spices!
Meaouaouaouaouaoink!
:@)
***PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT***
What’s this? Lunch Anarchy? *sort of a dare* WMHAHHAHHHAHHHAAAAA …. PLEASE! Knew it would not take you long to become smelly RottenEgg!
*slice the ham more with a sharper blade*
Please O'Hellcat, my Goddess, don't eat the visitors....yet.... Mwhahahahahah!
How selfish of Me (wasn't that supposed to be your job Mademoiselle Princesse?) The Hellcat MUST share The Lunch in The Sandbox! The Egg is rotten anyway ... *stretch*
mmm...rotten egg...
Moi? Me? Yo? Ego? I? Je? Selfish...???? Naaaaaa...... *back to sleep* *snorrring*
Devour Shadow One! MWAHAHHAHHHAAAAA
You proved your point *NOT of the teeth* Mademoiselle Princesse ...
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*vomit*
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