Monday, January 29, 2007

"WANTED: Girlfriend for my Son so he'll stop crawling up his Mum's bum"


14 comments:

Pussy Divine said...

Can you believe this?! You perverted fowl!

CanadianSwiss said...

Are you celebrating Thanksgiving, my dear?

BoiledEggIn aDeckchair said...

Is it a new dance?

Hellcat said...

Pussy Divine, this more perverted than a pig on a stick!

MWAHAHHHAAAA, The Psychotic Turkey does not draw near to being as striking as a Thanksgiving one Captain Dale! He is nothing but a Scrub Turkey, a common, widespread species of mound-building bird!

They all find mounds attractive …MAWAHAHHHAHHHAAAA hence the dance up one EGG!

Lee said...

I swear I did not toss that turkey!

Hellcat said...

MWAHAHHAHHHHAAAAA She believes You Lee };-} The Turkey is a Tosser which explains his situation is all self forced!

Anonymous said...

crack attack......turkey getting under your skins!?!

Hellcat said...

Arsehat! *excuse Me Hellcats*

Pussy Divine, where is the portrait of the Turkey with his HEAD halfway up an arse to be wearing it like a hat?

An Arsehat isn’t the kind of Turkey who has his head so far up his OWN arse he’s looking at what he had for breakfast, he doesn’t have the GUTS for that! *VOMIT!*

Pussy Divine said...

So few words from the deviant bird, and he has to say them twice.

Pussy Divine said...

I woke-up famished! I'd like a little Capt'n Crunch with my cream. Here kitty, kitty, kitty....

crazzy piggy said...

I think I must learn the Australian folklore before I go there...

Anonymous said...

Eat shit bad ass!

Hellcat said...

That really isn't very nice Puppy Dog *vomit* Try not to drop your shit in the Sandbox ... you usually do them in the middle of public places!

Pussy Divine said...

Who is this tyrant "babsbitchin"? How dare such a mongrel come in here spewing such filth and smelling up the place! *baring claws*