A Treasure For Your Pleasure, Oh HELLCAT Of Unequaled Measure
A slave with one eyeball is a happy slave, at least
that's what I demanded them to tell me as I plucked
their eyeballs out-they thanked me and bespoke of
my bravery and beauty
Of course I disemboweled
the slave
who dared to
sing my many
praises
without
first paying
homage to
Hellcat of
all rage and
hellish
wisdom.

24 comments:
OH YUMMY STUFFING Hellcat Hardwax!!!! NUMNUMNUM!
Love *vomit* Hellcat of Rage and Hellish Wisdom
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OH HELLCAT! Hellcats MUST experience delicious munching and crunching in larger view!! MWAHAHAHHAHHAAAA ... most excellent drippingssss ...
Oh! I didn't knew they were doing those eyeball candy in sooooooooooo many flavors! But be careful, with so many in your mouth, you could choke!
Ahhhhhhhh, kids...
:@)
I WANT THE PURPLE ONE!!!!
You'll be black and blue Hellcat Mademoiselle Princesse, because the purple one is MINE! My *VOMIT* is a COMPLIMENT to Hellcat Hardwax's STUFFING!
You know piggy, slaves aren't the only creature with sumptuous, fat, juicy, eyeballs. Stuffing with a piggies own eyeball would be a special treat, then you could be assured they are not the candy kind.
Lets have our SPECIAL TREAT NOW Hellcat Hardwax! One fat, juicy, sumptuous PIGGY eyeball EACH! MWAHAHHAHHHAAAA ...
I know what Vomit is, I am lulling in a bath of that compliment now.
Hellcat honors me with her Vomit, and I vomit back with my unworthy reply.
Your generous sharing of a crazy eyeball is beyond my wildest dreams. You are Hellcat of most unholy rulers.
"Generous"!?! *vomit all over everything especially Hellcat Hardwax and the EYELESS PIG!*
An unfortunate typo, I of course meant, VENOMOUS
OF COURSE Hellcat Harwax! MWAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAA *VOMIT* This Crazy Pig's Eye is a WHOLE LOT MORE than OFF! *vomit vomit vomit* Lets eat the disemboweled
Slave of Hellcat MerlinPrincesse now Hhehhehhhehheee ...
Ummm, you are beyond venomous. Your nightmare walks in my dreams.
Disemboweled slave gutts is a perfect balm for sleep.
*YAWWWWN* UMMM WHAT!?! Umm You're not really sure Hardwax!?! HAH? *yawn*
Ummm, no maybe ummmm, still a yawn, howz about HMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
YOUR YAWN STILL BLOWS, THE PLANETS TILT. Shall I invoke ummm more often to incur your rath, or should I slink under my sheets and sleep. If the nightmare Hellcat comes with a yawn instead of a song, I will die another life for thee.
MWAHAHHAHHHAAAAA hmmmmmmmmmm *yawn* Hellcat will visit in your nightmare Hellcat Hardwax MWHAHAHHAAA *YAAAAWN* A life can be regained with ten NON ScaredyCat posts like this one ... };-} *burp*
TEN!!!!!! Mwhahahhahahaha! :) You can keep your eyeballs you too gluttons! I have my own at home.... All purple!!!!! Yawwwnvomit!
Hardwax, would you mind spitting out a couple of green ones for me? A girl never knows when she might need a spare pair, especially with all the clawing and shredding going on around here.
My eyeballs are made of glass,
But Hellcat, I swear on my ass,
I will give you the two of them
With Apple Sauce, and a poem.
Coz you are the apple of my eye...
Bisous, bisous!
Oink! :@)
So awfully fab-u-lous, natch!
(Naturally = natch, natch!)
Yummy nasty thingies.
Air blown kisses,
The Tart
; *
Eye balls balls balls ***WAVE WAVE WAVE***
So THAT'S what NATCH means Tart! It means something ELSE Down Under HAHHAHHAHHAAAA Agree air blown kisses are a VERY good idea
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*CRUNCH* BoiledEggInADeckchair
why want eyeballs when can have all the innards and bloody noses with little cries of stop oooozing out? my art better, i think your teeth need fixing.
Egg wants two balls to go with his Turkey Wally };-}
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